PokemonThursday

Guess who's ugly.

I am.

...

Then there are these guys:

Snubbull

A pink,
angry,
dog looking
pokemon.

It's a real pain in the ass...



^^









who evolves into:

Granbull

A bigger,
purple
angrier,
dog looking
pokemon.



They are suposed to be Normal types.
Yeah, I know...
They look more like circus types...

Jesus, my humor is crapier than ever.

I would just like to lay down and die for a moment...

Seriously,

school is really killing me.

kind of.

btw, that's a real dog.

SchoolProjects

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I have no idea why I haven't shown you what kind of drawings and stuff

I've made in school,

so here we go:

The "theme" for this art class was art history...

How interesting... -.-

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First up was the Ice Age

When people drew

on cave walls and so on...

Therefore we had to draw

on fucking bad paper,

also called cardboard.

But for some reason we didn't

have to draw those

stick figures based on brown colors...

Instead we could draw

any animal we wanted,

and use all existing colors,

as long we made it on the cardboard.

Very Ice Ageie indeed...

Well this is how mine turned out:

Eagles and Seagulls in an African sunset...

As far form the Ice Age as you can come...

I think...

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Next: Egyptian art.

Normal paper, but now we had to draw

in that profiled way...

and come up with some kind of a story

to it...

I made Isis, the goddess of magic.

She turnes grass into snakes and stars into meteorites

and then punishes the humans...

What the humans have done is another story,

you can use your imagination and fugure it out..

Back to the drawing,

I even made some kind of edges and cracks, that makes the picture look old.

(Drawing made with watercolors... and water...)

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Next: ...I don't know what year

or age this was...

We had to make our own patterns...

I made my patterns with watercolors, and that took a fucking long time...!!!

black, purple, red, orange and white.

I believe I went a little overboard with this one....

Way too much happening there...

The black and white one is just the same picture

but black and whited thanks to photoshop.

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Then we has to put the patterns on a drawing of a pot.

The pots were suposed to be like

roman pots...

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I kind of failed...

But not as much as I failed when we were suposed to make the same pot we drew,

in 3D... of mud...

That shit turned out shit, and I will not show it to you!

I don't even know where it is....

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That was my art history class...

yup

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PokemonSunday

Sorry about that.

It's monday..

-.-

Whatever..

Here's one of the most epic pokemon ever!

Lugia

It flies,
it swims,
it's powerful
it's cute
it's kind.
...
A perfect pokemon.
Even if it can't make me a sandwich
or write an e-mail...
Look at those hands/wings...
Biggest hands/wings ever!

It's a Psychic and Flying type.

And it's like a legendary pokemon...

At least it's rare...

like Ho-Oh (The rainbow-bird Ash always sees...)

Lugia even has its own song:

Beautiful <3

I'd like a Lugia.

A sandwich-making one tho...

Epic <3

Thanks to those who made these pictures... I just copied them from Google Images...

I'm a lazy bastard.

PokemonThursday

Okay, Let's get this overwith.
I hate spiders..





Spinarak

That smileyface on its butt,
changes from sad to happy
when Spinarak is sad or happy...
you get it.

Colorful=
Scary Clown spider...











who evolves into:

Ariados

This one is huge, and fucking scary.
Dawn hates it,
and so does Misty
(you know...bug types...)

Also very colorful.
Another Scary Clown.


They're both Bug types
and Poison types.

They are cool....

but that does not change the fact that they are spiders.

I hate spiders.

Now I'll go wash the dishes...

bye.

DadsBirthdayGift

Remember when it was fathersday?

A day when you are suposed to treat your dad like it's his birthday?

well. Now it's his real birthday...

How unfair is that?

Two fo those days within the same month...

well.

The only thing he wanted this birthday,

was a drawing of 3 of the most beautiful women in the world.

According to him that is.

I was planing on having a competition thing..

You would guess who these 3 are...

But when not even my dads friends were able to guess right... I changed my mind..

I believe these are too "unknown", or old for anyone to know who they are...

Or maybe I've drawn them very badly...

Well, here's the names:

First: Grace Kelly

Born 1929. Died 1982.

American actress who became the Princess of Monaco and died in a carcrash.

Second: Catherine Zeta-Jones

born 1969

You've seen the Zorro movie? She's the epic woman. 

And then there's many more, like The Terminal, and Chicago...

She's an American Actress.

Third: Catherine Deneuve

born 1943 in France

Atress in many french movies..

That's all.

It was fun drawing only eyes!

BreakingDawnPart2

I saw it on Friday.

Don't ask me why I haven't wrote about it until now.

You know the answer... homework. (and I'm lazy)

It was great.

Better than all the other Twilight movies.

Actually I should see them again, cuz I don't remember anything...

I don't even know if I've seen them all...

Breaking dawn

part 2...

yeah. It fucking worked.

No boring parts anywhere.

And Bella/Kristen Stewart was so much better as a vampire...

And there were so many funny parts

like this one:

Yeah. I'm no Twilight fan, and I will never read the books,

but I do not regret watching the movies.

there is just one thing... 

I don't get why you should cry while watching them...

After the movie, I saw like 100 girls with their makeup all over their faces...

Yes I get the fact that they changed the end...

But c'mon,

it wouldn't have been a good movie wothout it...

I...

no.

Finished thinking about this.

A wolf tattoo I made for the event.

No school tomorrow!

I'll draw all day long.

PokemonSunday

Here are some not evolving pokemon.

And some questions.

Kangaskhan

- If this biggie comes straight from an egg,
where the fuck does that baby come from...?!

Normal type.











Tauros

- Why doesn't this ox evolve into this ox?













(Bouffalant)


Normal type.





Ditto

- what is this lump made of...?

Can transform itself into any pokemon.
Took 5 mins to draw.


Normal type.









Aerodactyl

- why didn't Ash catch this one
when he held its tail?!
what an opportunity!
And he didn't take it... -.-

Ancient pokemon.

Rock type
&
Flying type.

Right Now.
Watching One Direction Up All Night Tour on chanel 2.

I was on my way to sleep..

but no. They had to show it today, at this moment.

ah... moments <3

PokemonThursday

Aren't elephants just hilarious?

Can you even understand that while you're in school,

elephants can sit somewhere in the jungle like this, without any worries.

without homework, schedules, tests, math, grammar and so on...

Jut a few banana peels they can slip on...

That's the most unfair thing ever!

I wanna be an elephant.

Not random at all.

There are 2 Pokemon that looks just like elephants:

Phanpy

It's blue and orange,
but the shape is still an elephant.

...looks like dumbo...
The flying guy you know...











who evolves into:


Donphan

well this one is both elephant-looking
and grey,
but
It's able to spin really fast..

like this:









...
elephants can't spin..


They are Pokemon
And perfect.
And ground types.

Talking about elephants.

I must have been one a long time ago...

That's exactly me.

Big and hungry.

^^ 

Lashes

This happend today:

Happend yesturday too.

Will happen tomorrow too.

Pokemon Thursday also tomorrow.

bye

FathersDay

Today is also Fathers Day.

A day when the father is treated like it's his birthday...

I don't know who came up with that brilliant idea....

This is what I gave my dad:

That bottle is flying!

..and a drawn card.

(Picture from google images)

^^   cute   ^^

Have a nice day, even if you're not a father..

PokemonSunday

Do you like computers? Yes.

Do you like games? Yes.

Do you computer games? Yes.

Do you like wierd computer games that can't be solved? No.

Would you like someone to take care of it? Yes.

Well, here you go:

Porygon

a squarish
duck.

















who evolves into:

Porygon 2

a roundish
duck.














who evolves into:

Porygon-Z

a unicornish
duck.




And these are suposed to be
normal types...?

I had a problem with these...

Because, as you know, 

 I drew the pokemon in the order they appeared in the series...

but these 3 were never a part of the series..

(except that one japanese episode, that hadn't been dubbed or shown in america,

cuz children had got traumas from watching it -.-)

...so, I did not draw them.... first...

Then I felt sorry for them,

and then I would have only drawn 646 pokemon,

so I drew them anyway!

But they are still odd.

They only live in computers...

fighting against viruses and programs and stuff...

so can you call them real Pokemon...?

Yes.

PokemonThursday

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how can one day be this fucked up?!

I won't and can't even explain....

...

Maybe it was because we watched this Snow white movie,

Snow White And The Huntsman

that made, at least me, want to live in a fairy tail...

Without the wars and killing and stuff... 

I would instead let these two be main characters:

Mew

Cutiepie <3
pink little mouse-looking
sweetheart!
And can you belive it's strong?
It's undefeatable!
But still one of the kindest pokemon!
And the sound it makes...
aaaaw <3
^^

^^







and



Mewtwo

as you can see:
It's MEW and TWO put together.
That means this Pokemon was made
in a science lab..
like Frankenstein.. kind of...
Cuz as I said,
Mew is undefeatable so people
made Mewtwo to defeat Mew...

Which means Mew

does not evolve into Mewtwo!

But they're kind of look-a-like's...

And they're both Psychic types.

#FunFact: They are both genderless.

But why defeat Mew?

well... people are stupid...

If they want Mew, they shouldn't make a stonger pokemon,

they should just become frieds with it!

Like Ash!

That's what happend in the first Pokemon movie!

And everything worked out alright!

...Not like my day that is...

WAIT!

I've got this problem...

My estrogen can't decide who I like more:

Chris Hemsworth                OR         Sam Claflin

It just sits there drooling and giggling at the same time...

My estrogen that is, not me... -.-'

Is "The SEXY One" or "The HANDSOME One" better?

---the problem is, they are both sexy and handsome---

This day just keeps getting worse... -.-

 Beautiful movie indeed.                                           This post became a bit random..