PokemonWalls

As I said,

I've finally drawn all 649 Pokemon.

And as promised:

PICTURES:

Is that enough proof for you?

I'm so proud!

^^

PokemonSunday

It's funny how a day can pass, without you noticing anything.

In the morning I just sat and watched tv or computer, for what seemed like an hour,

and... yeah... it's like 11 pm now, right....?

My brain feels foggy..

Like, I don't have anyting else than cotton between my ears...

Maybe I've got one of these colorful, fluffy, wierdos stuck in my brain...:


Hoppip

Pink with green leafs.
Those eyes are so scary!
I could have drawn them differently.
That would have made it so much cuter!
But then it wouldn't have been original...

Creepy, spooky yellow eyes...
Like the basilisk in Harry Potter...
But, yeah.. a little different..
cuz... you won't die looking at Hoppip's eyes...

Hoppip jumps and flies away
wherever the wind takes it.
That wouldn't be so bad...





who evolves into:

Skiploom

Green with a yellow flower.

Flies away by rotating the flower..
The orange eyes aren't so creepy
compared to Hoppip's..

Funny ears...
Freekin' dumbo..










who evolves into:

Jumpluff

Blue.
and it looks like it got
inspiration from dandelions..
How clever!

This one has red eyes...That's scary too...

These Grass and flying types

look so cute and innocent just riding the wind wherever they want...

but

maybe they all have some kind of hidden personality that is reflected only through their eyes...

...Beware...

...

Or maybe I'm overreacting...

like always...

night!

They'reBack

Welcome back guys.

You've been recording songs and albums and stuff so long I haven't really heard you sing..

But now, when you're like a boat ride from here,

I'd like to say

You look and sound awesome.

http://www.tv4.se/x-factor/klipp/one-direction-live-while-we-re-young-2236523

Swedish X Factor

One Direction.

You gorgeous bastards.

PokemonThursday

What a workout, my friends,

what a workout...

Today I've been laughing for

at least 4 hours...

Why?

No fuckin' idea...

Maybe it was that healthy and green broccoli I ate for lunch...

You know If you eat too healthy, your brain will form itself into raisin...

...wait... isn't it that already......?

Or maybe I laughed so much because I came up with some really funny shit.

Like calling my friend an asthmatic...

..because she sounded like a horny donkey

while laughing...

Something else that's funny is miming people.                  This green plant is only here to distract.
And someone who can do that is:                                      It thinks it's a tree... what an idiot..





Mime Junior

Looks like an elf
Small
Smiling
Miming
creature
who doesn't know when christmas is.

I mean..
look at that outfit...









who evolves into:

Mr. Mime

A bigger
creature...
Those eyes and hands creeps me out..
And is that ears, horns or socks on it's head...?
o_o



Psychic types
...That's funny because they've got something wrong in between their ears!
Like me.
no questioning about it.

The real question is, what movie shall I watch next...

Comedy maybe?

Then I would laugh myself into a sixpack.

I'm halfway already!

not

ThisIsHalloween

Halloween.

31. October ---> The day of the dead.

why do people not take that seriously?

They dress up as fairies, maids, sluts, you name it.

And it's okay if you dress up like that. There's just one condition.

Look scary!

Please!

This was my dress-up-plan:

Just having rough sex with wolverine..

MakeUp Tutorial

(the progress from drawing

the anime chick,

to cover myself

in make up):

Step 1: Go to sleep with glue on your face and arms..

Step 2: Put as much

red, brown, pink, yellow, and dark blue

eye shadows you can,

and blend it with tons of brushes.

Step 3: Take some old eye liners,

black, brown and red.

Just draw some rough lines wherever you want.

Step 4: Apply fake blood on top of it all.

...And that's it with the scars:

Then:

Step 5: Draw a tattoo wherever you want. ---->

That's a wolf.

Step 6: Take about 100 pictures of it to remember how funny you looked.

Step 7: Wash it all away for 42 minutes, while crying.

Step 8: Eat and go to sleep.

Have A Great Halloween Guys ^^

PS. I promise not to become a tutorial makeup artist.

PokemonSunday

I'm sooo tired.

I haven't slept enough this weekend

because....

I've watched like 7 movies... or more...

...

That would make the average person tired....

I need some sleep...

that makes me think of sheep...

*rhymes*

Mareep

this. is. sheep.
with a blue face
and a tail.













who evolves into:

Flaaffy

also. sheep.
also tail,
and this time pink
and it can walk on two legs.


It took me a while to understand
that this cute, frizzy, pink, sheep-lookig
Pokemon is the second evolution..
Not the first...
Or maybe I was just tired, then too...








who evolves into:

Ampharos

not. sheep. anymore.
more like a giraffe...
yellow.


All Electric types.
...
I think I need one of them to
give me a shock...
just to wake me up...
I'm to tired for this shit.
At least I'm allowed to sleep for one more hour ^^

*Counting sheep while eating late-night-cereal dipped in toothpaste*

October

Just some pictures that makes your brain wierd:

snow...

...and fireworks...

...in October.

That's my country.

Now we'll have snow until May...

lovely.

PokemonThursday

Am I allowed to gently say

WHAT THE FUCK?

It's October right..?

Or am I retarded...

Because it seems like mother nature is in a very bad mood...

she didn't even give a chans for the leafs to fall in peace....

wanna know what she's done?

She sent the snow...

What a lovely sight.

not.

At least that makes this Pokemon Thursday a little more logical...
See?




Smoochum


This thing is supposed to be very cute.
...
fail...
It freaks me out...













who evolves into:


Jynx

A very funny name...
..for a dog..
or something cute...
Not for this crazy mofo.
btw, the mofo is a girl...
and she creeps me out even more...

In one episode Jinx is Santa..
..or Santa's helper...i don't really remember...


Ice types and Psychic types,
If you look into their eyes, you'll freeze to death.
..not really..
but that could be an idea...
cuz they're scary as shit.
They like to kiss stuff too.
end of discussion

Let's see if the Snow is gone tomorrow...

That would be nice.

649Pokemon

History.

has.

been.

written.

At least in my life.

Are you ready for it?

here we go.

I'M DONE!

MY PROJECT IS DONE!

I'VE FINALLY DRAWN EVERY POKEMON THER IS!

ALL OF THEM!

I'm so happy right now ^^

and sad.

What the fuck am I suposed to do now?!

(Pics will be shown in a few days :))

It's funny.

I caught them all before Ash did.

I'm the real Pokemon Master here.

^^

Jesus.. I sound like a nerd.

Autumn

Oh my fucking freakin' freckles fucks fuck.

Whyyyy is the autumn break over?!

It's not fair!

I haven't slept or eaten enough yet!

I slept for 12 hours last night, and I've got 2 kg of fried food stuck to my stomach..

But that does not count!

I'm too tired to go to school.

Mark: TIRED NOT LAZY...

...

yeah...

This is what you think autumn looks like:

This is what autumn actually looks like.

But how would you know when you haven't been outside.

Or is it just me?

PokemonSunday

Hang on, I haven't shown you the most epic pokemon there is!

This was my favourite Pokemon when I was little... next after Pikachu of course....

Dratini

Eyes <3
Ears <3

Blue-
big nosed-
so cute-
worm.

That is seriously a really big nose..
Voldemort would be so jealous.









who evolves into:

Dragonair

Just listen to that:
DRAGON and AIR
Perfect combination for awesomeness.
The big nose is kind of gone,
but now it's a unicorn with some pearls everywhere...
and with wings as its ears...
...
Still some kind of a worm.






who evolves into:
and here is the wierd part:

Dragonite

It took me a 5 year old boy to understand
that this 3rd evolution
isn't an evolution of its own;
that it has something to do
with the previous blue worms...

well.
DRADON and NITE isn't as cool as the "air"-part, but it works i guess...
Seems like the worm in the previous evolution,
put on some weight,
grew some hands and feet,
eat a whole bunch of carrots,
and killed a grasshopper to get some antennas..
That's a lot of work....
well, at least it has proper wings now....
That's why It's also a flying type.

Can you believe that this fat dragon pokemon is one of the most powerful.

I mean.... It looks too kind...like it would never hurt a fly..

wierd.

..

no.

I Love them all

no matter if they are the colour of air or the colour of mustard...

They are dragon types,

and I love dragons!

Love them.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I'm going to get my marker, and draw a dragon tattoo.

Have a nice day.

LaptopDesign

Having some lovely unnecessary free time right now...

Just sitting here alone with google images...

And this is what I found on page 74 when searching for "epic wallpapers"

Some Macbook Laptop designs people have come up with.

Some of them you may have seen, but some... 0.0

worm

juice

Mario Bros

shark

Totoro

Snow white

Squirrel

"Hit by an apple"

my favourite:

And last, a really desperate one.

................................

I want to come up with stuff like this too!

But first,

Get a Macbook.

...

*dream crushed*

-.-