Wednesday, October 31, 2012

ThisIsHalloween

Halloween.
31. October ---> The day of the dead.
why do people not take that seriously?
They dress up as fairies, maids, sluts, you name it.
And it's okay if you dress up like that. There's just one condition.
Look scary!
Please!

This was my dress-up-plan:

Just having rough sex with wolverine..



MakeUp Tutorial
(the progress from drawing
the anime chick,
to cover myself
in make up):

Step 1: Go to sleep with glue on your face and arms..







Step 2: Put as much

red, brown, pink, yellow, and dark blue

eye shadows you can,

and blend it with tons of brushes.


Step 3: Take some old eye liners,
black, brown and red.
Just draw some rough lines wherever you want.



Step 4: Apply fake blood on top of it all.



...And that's it with the scars:






Then:

Step 5: Draw a tattoo wherever you want. ---->
That's a wolf.


Step 6: Take about 100 pictures of it to remember how funny you looked.












Step 7: Wash it all away for 42 minutes, while crying.


Step 8: Eat and go to sleep.




Have A Great Halloween Guys ^^

PS. I promise not to become a tutorial makeup artist.


Monday, October 29, 2012

PokemonSunday

I'm sooo tired.
I haven't slept enough this weekend
because....
I've watched like 7 movies... or more...
...
That would make the average person tired....
I need some sleep...
that makes me think of sheep...
*rhymes*






Mareep

this. is. sheep.
with a blue face
and a tail.













who evolves into:

Flaaffy

also. sheep.
also tail,
and this time pink
and it can walk on two legs.


It took me a while to understand
that this cute, frizzy, pink, sheep-lookig
Pokemon is the second evolution..
Not the first...
Or maybe I was just tired, then too...








who evolves into:

Ampharos

not. sheep. anymore.
more like a giraffe...
yellow.


All Electric types.
...
I think I need one of them to
give me a shock...
just to wake me up...
I'm to tired for this shit.
At least I'm allowed to sleep for one more hour ^^
*Counting sheep while eating late-night-cereal dipped in toothpaste*

Saturday, October 27, 2012

October

Just some pictures that makes your brain wierd:

snow...



...and fireworks...




...in October.

That's my country.
Now we'll have snow until May...
lovely.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

PokemonThursday

Am I allowed to gently say
WHAT THE FUCK?

It's October right..?
Or am I retarded...

Because it seems like mother nature is in a very bad mood...
she didn't even give a chans for the leafs to fall in peace....
wanna know what she's done?
She sent the snow...
What a lovely sight.
not.

At least that makes this Pokemon Thursday a little more logical...
See?




Smoochum


This thing is supposed to be very cute.
...
fail...
It freaks me out...













who evolves into:


Jynx

A very funny name...
..for a dog..
or something cute...
Not for this crazy mofo.
btw, the mofo is a girl...
and she creeps me out even more...

In one episode Jinx is Santa..
..or Santa's helper...i don't really remember...


Ice types and Psychic types,
If you look into their eyes, you'll freeze to death.
..not really..
but that could be an idea...
cuz they're scary as shit.
They like to kiss stuff too.
end of discussion

Let's see if the Snow is gone tomorrow...
That would be nice.



Monday, October 22, 2012

649Pokemon

History.
has.
been.
written.
At least in my life.

Are you ready for it?
here we go.

I'M DONE!
MY PROJECT IS DONE!
I'VE FINALLY DRAWN EVERY POKEMON THER IS!
ALL OF THEM!
I'm so happy right now ^^
and sad.
What the fuck am I suposed to do now?!

(Pics will be shown in a few days :))

It's funny.
I caught them all before Ash did.
I'm the real Pokemon Master here.
^^
Jesus.. I sound like a nerd.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Autumn

Oh my fucking freakin' freckles fucks fuck.
Whyyyy is the autumn break over?!
It's not fair!
I haven't slept or eaten enough yet!
I slept for 12 hours last night, and I've got 2 kg of fried food stuck to my stomach..
But that does not count!

I'm too tired to go to school.
Mark: TIRED NOT LAZY...
...
yeah...

This is what you think autumn looks like:

This is what autumn actually looks like.
But how would you know when you haven't been outside.
Or is it just me?



PokemonSunday

Hang on, I haven't shown you the most epic pokemon there is!
This was my favourite Pokemon when I was little... next after Pikachu of course....






Dratini

Eyes <3
Ears <3

Blue-
big nosed-
so cute-
worm.

That is seriously a really big nose..
Voldemort would be so jealous.









who evolves into:

Dragonair

Just listen to that:
DRAGON and AIR
Perfect combination for awesomeness.
The big nose is kind of gone,
but now it's a unicorn with some pearls everywhere...
and with wings as its ears...
...
Still some kind of a worm.






who evolves into:
and here is the wierd part:

Dragonite

It took me a 5 year old boy to understand
that this 3rd evolution
isn't an evolution of its own;
that it has something to do
with the previous blue worms...

well.
DRADON and NITE isn't as cool as the "air"-part, but it works i guess...
Seems like the worm in the previous evolution,
put on some weight,
grew some hands and feet,
eat a whole bunch of carrots,
and killed a grasshopper to get some antennas..
That's a lot of work....
well, at least it has proper wings now....
That's why It's also a flying type.

Can you believe that this fat dragon pokemon is one of the most powerful.
I mean.... It looks too kind...like it would never hurt a fly..
wierd.

..
no.
I Love them all
no matter if they are the colour of air or the colour of mustard...
They are dragon types,
and I love dragons!

Love them.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to get my marker, and draw a dragon tattoo.
Have a nice day.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

LaptopDesign

Having some lovely unnecessary free time right now...
Just sitting here alone with google images...
And this is what I found on page 74 when searching for "epic wallpapers"

Some Macbook Laptop designs people have come up with.
Some of them you may have seen, but some... 0.0
worm
juice
Mario Bros
shark
Totoro
Snow white
Squirrel














"Hit by an apple"


my favourite:

And last, a really desperate one.
................................

I want to come up with stuff like this too!
But first,
Get a Macbook.
...
*dream crushed*
-.-

Friday, October 19, 2012

PokemonThursday

It's finally Autumn break!
(school break while it's autumn...)
And there is some stuff I will do.....
For example:

This,

this,

this,

and this.
Lovely.





Lickitung

Tongue.














who evolves into:

Lickilicky

Tongue.






They are both pink, fat and normal types.
Jesus, I've found my solemates <3
What a nightmare...








Thursday, October 11, 2012

PokemonThursday

And here we go ones again:



Scyther

green
grasshopper















who evolves into:

Scizor

almost scissors
yes I've written it wrong on the drawing...

red
grasshopper



These are some cool Pokemon indeed.
Scyther is a bug and flying type
and Scizor is a bug and steel type.


They are so cool with their swords and claws <3


BUT
They look like grasshoppers.
And I hate grasshoppers.
...
I was planning on puting a picture of some grasshoppers in this post, just for fun...
But when I googled Grasshoppers... I freaked out.
THEY ARE DISGUSTING !!!
Therefore,
this is what you'll get:

cute, huh?

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Bored

No, I'm not actually bored...
I just don't want to do stuff I should be doing... like homework....
But I can't do stuff I want to do either, because then I will feel guilty for not doing
the stuff I should be doing.
So now I'm in some kind of a middle stage,
where I'm panicking like hell and running around in circles.
Which means... I'm not doing anything that makes sense...
which means I'm bored.

This is one of many things you can do when bored.
I drew this manga drawing ones, when I should have been doing something important.
..like homework...
Now I'll go make myself a sandwich.
Why? Because I'm BORED. Also, I'm a girl.



Friday, October 5, 2012

StudioGhibliBox 5-8

This took a while because of tests, projects, laziness and stuff...
But here it is:
Studio Ghibli Box 2 CD 5-8 Review (or whatever you call it)

Recognize anything?





disc 5
Laputa- castle in the sky

from 1968
and yes, it's very funny!,
As I said last time I reviewed it.
At that time I gave it 7/10 stars...
This time
I'll give it 6 and a half / 10...
There is just something missing...











disc 6
My Neighbor Totoro

from 1988
It's sooo cute!
It's funny cuz my mom and her sister
are like copies of the
two girls in the movie!
They both look and behaves just like them!
And Totoro and co. are awesome!
Funny and cuddly!
I'd like one as a pet!
Maybe not the big one, Totoro.
I wouldn't afford feeding us both...
I'll give Totoro 6 and a half / 10 stars








disc 7
Grave of the fire flies

also from 1988
I cried.
I seriously cried.
Beautiful movie.
And so sad.
I even huged my littlebrother afterwards.
And so you know, I never do that.
7 / 10 stars








disc 8
Kiki's Delivery Service

from 1989
This story is really good!
And the art!!!
That city they've drawn! I'd like to live there!
So beautiful and the characters are so funny!
One of my favourites.
8 and a half / 10



There you go.
Next time I'll write what
I think about box 3 disc 9-12
Jesus I love my yellow box!