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I've been to the cinema 2 times this weekend.

No, I'm not spoiled! I just had this tickets I got for christmas.

And they lasted until 30. May....

So i had to...

First one:

THE AVENGERS

omgomgomgomgomg.

So much happend! It was so cool!

AAAAH !!!

I LOVE SUPER HEROES!!!

I want to be one.

Cuz Normal is boring........

Shortly, everyone in it were awesome.

But I'll give my heart to Iron Man.

<3

Those who says that this movie is boring, is gonna get a high five.

In the face. With a chair.

Perrie. Be Prepared...

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Second one:

DARK SHADOWS

If it wouldn't have been for Johnny Depp, it would have been a bad movie.

Too bad he wasn't so attractive in this one.

But it had cool special effects and so on.

(Fact: It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl. Your eyes will be drawn to that chicks boobs.)

Maybe it was the Vampire-ghost-werewolf-witch-thing....

I don't know...

It was just too much....

This whole weekend was too much!

2 Movies, 2 sexy men:

Johnny Depp        VS.      Robert Downey jr

This is the hardest choice ever.

Therefore.

I will just marrie them both.

Problem solved.

PokemonSunday

Back to basics. pokemon!

I weren't able to post a PokemonThursday...

My computer was visiting the computer doctor.... It had issues.

It's fine now.

But that idiot made my wallet thinner.

Actually my moms wallet... But whatever....

Thanks mom!

So here you go:
4 pokemon that does not evolve:


Pinsir
wrongly written on the drawing.
How awkward...
Have I shown you this one before?
My memory was eaten by a goldfish.
I'm sorry.


This is a bug type.
And does only exist in the Kanto region.(?)
It's rare in the newer seasons...






Stantler


Normal type.
It's a deer looking creature.
How boring.
Normal and deers are boring.
















Girafarig


oh, look! It's a normal deer again!
JK.
This is a psycic type too.
And looks more like a giraffe.
Ant that tail! It's a mario cart figure!
How cool is that?!


Not as cool as this:

Read

Girafarig

the other way around.

Cool huh? ;)

and last one:
Unown

this Pokemon is kind of unknown.
(see what I did there?)
It lives in old ruins that has something to do with space.
Thanks to its Psycic powers Unown can look different.
Like these:

See the alphabet?

cool huh? ;)

I love Pokemon.

ESC2012

This is gonna be a lot of posts. 3 perhaps.

So here we go:

EUROVISION GOD DAMMIT !!!

the big font symbolises the awsomness of eurovision.

I love it! I never miss it! The best event of the year! I love it! I said that already!

My favorites yesturday were these:

Turkey                                          Serbia                                          Estonia

But my bets were:

Sweden 1st

Russia 2nd

Turkey 3rd

Serbia 4th

...

I was close tho.

Turkey became 7th and Serbia 3rd.

Before I started watching ESC I drew a tattoo (yeah, long time ago I drew one):

It's the ESC "Light Your Fire" logo black and whited. Actually just blacked....

Cool logo. But wtf does "light your fire" mean?! Fire can't be lit more than it already is!...right? 

I'm almost sad that I have to wash it away... (the tattoo) :(

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1 year to next Eurovision Song Contest.

Sad as fuck.

But next year the ESC is held in Stockholm. I'm waiting for something awesome Sweden.

No pressure.

Loreen is good. The song is good. Performance, good. Swedens ego right now, not good.

I'm so happy that they didn't win the Ice hockey world championships.

If they would have won that too, they would be flying right now.

I don't know if I'm a bad loser or a bad human being.

I guess both.

sorry.

PS. This man.

Those eyes.

Hypnotizing.

I wonder if that song sounds better because of those eyes.

It doesn't sound the same if you just listen to the song.

Those eyes does it.

Must be illegal.

omg.

Germany btw.

PokemonSunday

So this weekend have been a total adventure.

Why? Because I've been to Helsinki and together with 200 other Directioners been a part of this Flash Mob!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abtATjyvZ2U

!!! VAS HAPPENIN' !!!

That was actually so much fun!!

The only thing I need right now is:

-  a new pair of legs

 -   a skin transplant

-   "After sun"-lotion

-   a new pair of pants for my friend

-   summer

-   chocolate

-  The boys to see that video

Yeah, that may be all...... Oh, wait,

I would like my computer to work properly. That would be nice too...

It has some issues...

Something with the charging...

I should go and fix it somewere...

If I had one of these electric type pokemon, charging wouldn't be a problem:


Magnemite


It is seriously a magnet,
It sounds like a robot,
And It has a few of the biggest screws in the world
stuck into its metallic head...


Poor iron(y)










who evolves into:


Magneton


Magnemite multiplied by 3,
add a few screws and BAM!
You've got yourself a Magnetone.












who evolves into:


Magnezone


Magneton divided by 3,
a few years of technology and BAM!
You've got yourself a Magnezone.
You havn't maybe seen this one.
It's kind of new.

But I don't have one of these, and therefore my Computer have to visit a doctor.

Not right now tho. I'm charging my Ipod.

!!! SUPERMAAAAAAN !!!

In a sexy landing position

GO FINLAND

PokemonThursday

Now I'm gonna watch Tangled <3

Yay!

But first,

something even more tangled...:

Tangela


worms.
a lot of worms.
two eyes in the middle of alot of worms.
equals
a Pokemon.
Therefore, I love it.




who evolves into:


tangrowth


oh look!
The "a lot of worms"-pokemon has arms now.
which makes it a little easier to
jump in trees.
Jumping worms...
Grass typed worms...


this just gets wierder and wierder...

Now I'm gonna go.

To watch Eguene rise from the dead when Rapunzel cries on him.

That's wierd too...

have a nice day!

PokemonSunday

I just remembered I was suposed to draw a hamster this weekend!

That was my lazy-weekend project, wasn't it..?

well.. sorry guys... I'm too lazy to do my lazy-weekend-project.

But these are kind of the same as hamsters right? :)

Nidoran (male)                             Nidoran (female)

Yes, they are both named Nidoran.

They look like rats with a dinosaur body.

awesome.

they evolve into:

Nidorino                                                 Nidorina

rino, rhino, it has a horn stuck to it's forhead. They have become Rat-Dinosaur-Rhinos.

awesome.

they evolve into:

Nidoking                                         Nidoqueen

hahahhahahahaa those names!

All this ecuals:

RAT-DINOSAUR-RHINO-ROYALTY

awesome.

They are all Poison types, except the King & Queen who also are Ground types.

I have to write it again, it's so funny:

 RAT-DINOSAUR-RHINO-ROYALTY

...that's some awesome hamsters...

LMAO

Mother'sDay

Yay! This is the day when you have to give gifts to your mom even if it isn't her birthday!

yay, my money hates this day ^^

That's why I saved them and made something instead.

A drawing. It's Cheaper.

This time I drew her other idol, Marilyn Monroe. Her first Idol is Meryl Streep.

(hey, I just noticed mom likes Mrly-names o.o)

Oh, how I wish that was me...

She must be the only woman ever who can have that kind of facial expression

and not look slutty or tired.

And I've heard she saw herself as ugly...! Unbeliveable...

I look like like a sloth compared to her...

Well... Mom likes me. -.-

Have a nice day mom <3

PokemonThursday

I HATE when a Thursday feels like a Friday!

It's fucking school tomorrow!

AAAAAAAHHHHH! I'M SPITTING FIRE!!!

(actually I'm just laying on the floor... crying...)

But these do spit fire:


Growlithe


A dog and a Lion put together.
That wouldn't work in real life... right.?


Many officer Jenny's has one of these.
















who evolves into:
Arcanine


I Love this big fur ball <3


It's even so big you can ride it!
Is it just me or did that sound sexual....?
...Yes, It's just me...




Fire typed dog looking pokemon.
I would have one of these!

Okay. Let's just face the facts that it's school tomorrow....

just take a deep breath...

....

and skip a day.

yay.

Otter Drawing

This must be the most random thing ever...

I wonder how many there are on this planet, that have drawn an otter in their life...

Probably not many....

But I've done it, because I was asked to:

It's cute.

But there is that little problem.... It doesn't look like an otter....

More like a seal, a walrus, a hamster......

Hey! I want to draw a hamster!

That will be my next lazy-weekend-project!

How does that sound?

One direction in a nutshell (!): Hamster, Eating, Carrot, Epic pic and spelling problems.

(Only Directioners will understand this)

PokemonSunday

GOLD! GOLD! GOLD! GOLD!

in other words:

WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!

but that isn't as important as:

WE WERE SO AWESOME!

can't describe it in orher words....

But I'm sad too..... that was our last gymnastic competition ever....

now it ends after 8 years.... I will miss it.... alot....

Gymnastic is the only reason why I'm not the fattest idiot alive right now...

I look like these guys:

Machop

that must be its ribs...

but it doesn't really look so natural...

of course it doesn't look natural!

It's Pokemon for gods sake!

It's blue.

who evolves into:

Machoke

That's called muscles!

Or steroids...

It has pants...

It wants to hide its... evidence of using steroids....

who evolves into:

Machamp

also pants.....

and four arms!

I didn't know steroids could do that...

They are fighting types.

And cool...

Just like us!

We were so cool and fought so hard yesturday!

I'm so proud!

^^

I was kiddin'! I don't look like those muscle Pokemon! I'm a Snorlax and that's that! :)