PokemonSunday

I was lying in the sun in hope of getting a tan.

What a joke.

I still look like an albino....

Well, at least I had some company..

Birds.

Seriously. Everywhere.

And they did not want to shut the fuck up.

...

At least I now know that there are at least 4 nests all around our yard.

Idiots must have had some kind of garden party...

Pokemon:


Natu

well... it looks like a ball.
poor guy.


but,
It can look into the future, and the past,
and other cool stuff.
So, it is,
despite the fact that it looks like a ball,
pretty cool.







who evolves into:

Xatu

this one is even cooler.
It can control the past,
the future
and the weather.



I want one.
Then I would be able to
make it sunny every day!
So I could lie there and get a tan
until I look like a piece of chocolate.
... More like ketchup....


Both flying and psychic types.
Both inspired by parrots... I think.

I want a parrot.
But first I want a dog.
Maybe I should name it Natu or Xatu...?
The parrot that is..

Anyway, wish me good luck getting a tan...

....Before that happens I might go to prison for animal abuse....

...damn birds...